NO-STRESS,LOW-FUSS, HASSLE-FREE SUMMERTIME RECIPES FOR THE CONFIDENT,INDEPENDENT, SELF-SUFFICIENT GAL ON THE GO.
BY ELLIE KEMPER
Spicy Veggie Stir-Fry
If you're a vegetarian, then this is the dish for you. If you're not a vegetarian, then maybe you should consider becoming one. Could you be scaring away men with the amount of meat you eat? Veggie stir-fry is a fuss-free way to make sure you're getting your 5 to 17 recommended servings of vegetables a day. (Sound overwhelming? Eating lots of vegetables is much easier when working as a team. Try creating a sensible meal plan with your husban— Try liquefying your vegetables and pouring them in the humidifier. Presto!) Don't have a wok? Just eat three big bags of baby carrots and a can of okra. Recent studies have shown that okra is likely to reduce the chances of breast cancer, HPV, and pregnancy.* So eat up!
* Not having a male companion will also reduce the chance of pregnancy.
(Side note: there are plenty more of these gems on McSweeneys.net)
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