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God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs...
Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth...
And so the earth was full of jealousy, false assumptions, manipulation, and deceit. And women pretended to tolerate one another until one of them left candles burning in the livingroom because they looked too pretty to blow out. And so the whole earth was set ablaze while she went clubing for "ladies night out". And no one knew that they were all burning to death because they were so piss drunk, which is so ironic because they each swore that they never drink that much...
Hey, who's the anorexic girl in the back?
then super jeremy came to earth in a spaceship he had been hiding in (hiding from the women) and became a super stud of a thousand remaining burnt women and....
you are all terrible. i try to serve up an awesome jurrasic park quote and no one even picked up on it.
besides, the real conclusion to the story woul be: women further the human race by reproducing with artificial sperm (http://www.999today.com/health/news/story/3405.html) and then make more dinosaurs to eat any male offspring. or the women go all JP and start morphing into males out of necessity
I love the Jurassic Park quote!
I just hadn't seen it yet.
you people should be ASHAMED of yourselves for not picking up on it.
"ah-ah-ah, you didn't say the magic word."
jurassic joe was at my house the other day.
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